*note: this was written way back in the day when GTAIV was huge, now time has passed and I have simmered down.

I used to think the M rating on ESRB meant to be a stop sign of sorts to stop kids from shooting each other and what not. Then I simply realized that belief was just a scape goat, kinda like Romans vs Christians or Black people vs. Black people. But the more I thought about it I think the M rating should be taken in the literal sense, "mature". If you can shut up for once and play a game through while being fair to all the other poor kids then you deserve this game. GTA is a grand example of such

I admit GTA is fun and I bet so is IV, but for fucks sake stop hopping mad and spraying jizz all over its face like it loves you or something because it doesn't if it did then it should wake you up in the morning, give you breakfast, fix the Red Ring of Death, talk about your problems and offer to be submissive in the gay sex orgy you have with Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Call of Duty 4, and Halo 3. I also love the person that owns the game to go on and on at nausea about how super happy fun amazing it is then when you ask the question (and everyone has) can you play it. The person runs off and says no cause he supported capitalism and that you should have gotten it yourself bring you to feel all guity inside.

But don't, because they never supported capitalism, their mothers did. You know, the ones I had sex with so I can be cool and stuff cause apparently mothers and pedophiles seems to be all the rage (yes I digressed)

Back on the whole mom thing, it was their mothers that got it for them, grant there are a select few who have this magical money making machine called a job and actually got the game around their pay check. But the glory of the spoiled child is to be their so when he grows up and thinks he can own the world, the world throws up all over him with hot lava and melting glaciers and finds himself carring yet another magical money making machine called reality.

If GTA has taught me anything it is that everything has consequence. You only break a few eggs, not all. Because if you do thats what gets yo gangsta azz locked up or capped g.